my sister on the phone
sarah: hello?
other person: hey sarah how are you sorry i know youve been busy, its jacob
sarah: oh erm, who is it again?
other person: its jacob
sarah: oh....erm... jacob?
jacob: haha charming!
sarah: erm, hang on, one minute (turns to me and looks confused, then hangs up and turns her phone off)
Sep 4th